1. wow-suchbree-veryblog:

    "If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

    "Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

    "Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

    SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

    (via orgasm)

     

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  3. They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.
     

  4. ruinedchildhood:

    When the bae texts you to come over

    (via keep-that-smile-on)

     


  5. trillow:

    [police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

    “sure thing son whatchu need”

    (via orgasm)

     


  6. i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

    (Source: burgrs, via keep-that-smile-on)

     

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  8. relahvant:

    smatter:

    guys read the fine print its hilarious

    THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

    (Source: bluebombardier, via keep-that-smile-on)

     

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  10. (Source: harrypottergif, via so-divine)